dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

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♥ 239862 mumfordy → 3 months ago

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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♥ 467487 dion-thesocialist → 3 months ago

perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

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fuckin

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crazy ass

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bobbleheaded

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tiny motherfuckin

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i dont even

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things that dont make any sense

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dragon faced

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jesus christ is that a duck

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some kind of prehistoric nonsense

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holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

birds are so cool omg

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kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

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straighttohelvetica:

The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.

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♥ 190935 straighttohelvetica → 4 months ago

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

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♥ 26020 pleatedjeans → 4 months ago

Anonymous said: How do I get over hot straight boys

diamondtwink:

Watch straight porn and look at how unsatisfied the women look

♥ 4927 diamondtwink → 4 months ago